When he tried to sell it, he discovered a hundred other "owners" were trying to give theirs away for a single dollar just to escape the fees. Nobody was buying. He realized then that he hadn't bought a vacation; he’d bought a bill that would outlive him.
The triumph lasted exactly six months, until the first "Maintenance Assessment" arrived in the mail. It was $1,200.
If you tell me what you're going for, I can adjust the story: A cautionary tale with more legal twists A comedic take on the high-pressure sales pitch A success story where someone actually finds a hidden gem