He found the "Mad Hatter" in a clearing. The character wasn't a man, but a flickering collage of every image result for the word "eccentric."
Arthur tried to Alt+F4. The keyboard was dead. On the screen, his avatar began to change. Its face started cycling through photos of Arthur himself—snapshots from his social media, his ID badge, a grainy webcam shot from three minutes ago.
The file appeared on an archived mirror site, sandwiched between broken drivers and forgotten shareware: Bing_in_Wonderland_B10431605.zip .