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One Tuesday, Barnaby stood up and cleared his throat so loudly that three pigeons took flight from the sidewalk.

He held up his journal. Within its pages was a disorganized rambling of arrows, coffee stains, and the word "Zest" circled seventeen times. His argument, as he explained it to a confused mailman, was that if everyone ate enough lemon zest at exactly 3:00 PM, the collective sourness would "electrify the atmosphere" and power the streetlights. drivel

Barnaby didn't care. He continued his , eyes gleaming with the misplaced confidence of the truly absurd. It wasn't until a large, friendly Golden Retriever wandered over and began to drivel —literally—onto Barnaby’s shiny leather boots that he finally stopped talking. One Tuesday, Barnaby stood up and cleared his

Looking down at the gooey mess on his shoes, Barnaby paused. He blinked, sighed, and tucked his journal away. His argument, as he explained it to a

1. : nonsense. Don't waste your time reading such drivel. 2. archaic : drool sense 1. Merriam-Webster June | 2012 - Drivel by Dave