But version 1.7.0 had a bug. The "Home" in the title didn't refer to his business; it referred to the planet.
As he touched the screen, the air in his cramped studio apartment began to vibrate. The scent of ozone and expensive cardstock filled the room. The version number wasn't just a software iteration; it was a spatial coordinate. Home Business Card 1.7.0
He realized then that the business card was a deed. He wasn't a designer anymore; he was the administrator. As the sun rose over a skyline that now resembled a bar chart of his own heart rate, Elias sat back and opened the "Help" menu. User Manual 1.7.1: Rebuilding the Horizon. But version 1