"There must be a mistake. This is a graveyard with better plumbing."
"A true selfless act always sparks another." Scene 1: The Royal Postman Academy
"I believe the term is 'delegating,' Father. Why sweat when you can... not sweat?"
"If you fail, you are cut off. No more silk, no more servants. No more inheritance." Scene 2: Arrival at Smeerensburg
"Oh, come now. 'Disgrace' is a bit strong. Maybe 'stylistically challenged'?" Postmaster General: "I am sending you to Smeerensburg."
"I’m just here for a letter! One tiny, insignificant letter!" Klaus: "Who are you?" Jesper: "I'm the postman! Please don't eat me!"