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The screen displayed a stamina bar that depleted if he walked too fast, and a "misery meter" that filled if he didn't adjust his socks. Rain began to fall in-game, turning the trail into a muddy slurry. Other recruits (NPCs) muttered lines of dialogue that translated to various ways of saying, "I want to go home and eat pea soup." Simulador do exГ©rcito finlandГЄs download grГЎtis

The "Combat" phase finally arrived. Mäkinen was handed an RK 62 assault rifle. He felt a surge of excitement—until he realized he had to clean it. For three hours. If he missed a single speck of carbon in the receiver, the Sergeant would reset the timer. Mäkinen sat in the dark of his real-world room, clicking a virtual rag over a virtual bolt carrier, wondering if he was playing a game or undergoing actual psychological conditioning. Then came the Marssi —the long march. "Mäkinen

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