WE FOUND THEM. (And we might need a lawyer/exorcist)
If you're looking for the file mentioned in your prompt, you can find various versions on sites like Subscene or OpenSubtitles . subtitle Mike.and.Dave.Need.Wedding.Dates.2016....
First off, Mike and I (Dave, the handsome one) want to thank everyone who submitted a resume. To the girl who sent the 15-page PowerPoint on why her "chi" matches our family's vibe: impressive, but a little too much "namaste" for a Stangle wedding. To the girl who sent a photo of herself holding a chainsaw: Mike is still terrified, but also strangely aroused. But the search is officially . WE FOUND THEM
Based on a true story involving a real viral Craigslist ad from 2013! To the girl who sent the 15-page PowerPoint
They promised to keep us from doing the "Full Stangle" at the reception.
Alice has a really calming voice that makes you forget she could probably take you in a wrestling match.